look at this fucking psychopath
He’s not even able to close an umbrella lol
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You have shed
a thousand skins
to become the person
you are today.
And if you ever feel
overwhelmed
by the many people
you once were,
remember,
your bones have grown,
but what makes them
has never changed.
Nikita Gill, A Thousand Versions of You
the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit
OH MY GOD
I hate English
English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Fuck you
urlocal-plantkid
